ビーフン物語

親父の７回忌・おばあちゃんの３回忌も無事終わり、お酒の席で親戚とおかあさん（妻）とで話しが盛り上がった。

The talking got into swing by the relative and the wife with the seat of the safe end, the liquor about the anniversary of the anniversary of the father with seven times and the grandma of him with three times, too.

「私はビーフンが好きなの！」「へーそうなの？ビーフンならうちにたくさんあるよ。あげようか？」「ほしい！！」

と、いった具合だったかどうか解からないが、それから１ヶ月後にビーフンが送られてきた。わけだが････

" I am to like rice powder ".
" Does it let's give in. a lot of one? rice powder which is so is in? " "!! to want "
Then, it was not from the answer but then, rice powder was sent 1 month later about whether or not it was needed condition.
It is a meaning but it is ････.

	でも、ビーフン大好きなおかあさんとおとうさん（おとうさんは麺類大好き！）はうれしくてたまらない！これだけのビーフンをどうやって調理するかデジカメで撮ろう！ということになり、期間限定「ビーフン物語」は始まりました。 The mother and the dad ( the noodle loving! ) who loves, rice powder are glad and don't collect! How to cook the rice powder only of this was called! to let's take with the digital camera and period limitation " the rice powder story " began.
	その１ 2002.05.26 さいしょはオーソドックスな「焼きビーフン」。シーフードと野菜をミックスした典型的ビーフン料理。っく～～～！ビールがうまい！ The 1 2002.05.26 At first, it is orthodox " The burning rice powder ". The seafood and the typical rice powder food which mixed vegetables It is good at the beer!
	その２ 2002.05.28 第２弾はご存知「焼きビーフン」。シーフードと野菜をミックスした典型的ビーフン料理。＆今日は枝豆がつきましたよ。おかあさんはビールを飲んで、「おいしいおいしい！」となみだをながしました。おんなじやんけ！ The 2 2002.05.28 It knows the 2nd version " The burning rice powder ". The seafood and the typical rice powder food which mixed vegetables The & Today, a green soybean was stuck. The mother drank beer and shed tears with " to be delicious is delicious! ".Isn't it the same!?
	その３ 2002.06.?? いつだかわからないけど･･･ということで第３弾はみんなも大好き「焼きビーフン」だね。お父さんが仕事のときにむすこと食べたんだって！悔しいね！ビーフン大好きなのにお父さんだけ除け者････ The 3 2002.06.?? It doesn't understand when and whether or not it is but when and is are ･･･. In the fact, as for the 3rd version, everybody's, too, is " burning rice powder " to love. It seems that it wants to eat with the fils when the father is work! It is regrettable! The outcast ････ to be only of the father to love rice powder for
	その４ 2002.06.?? いよいよ調子が上がってきたね。でも、またお父さんがいないときを狙ってビーフン料理を作ったんだ。悔しいね！なんでお父さんがいないときに作るんだろう？帰ってきたときは全部なかったね！なにを作ったの？「焼きビーフン」よ！ The 4 2002.06.?? The condition increasingly rose more. It aimed at the time when there is not a father of, once again and it made rice powder food. It is regrettable! It will make when there is not a father at what? When returning, it was not completely! It made what? Burning rice powder!
いいかげんおこったね。お父さんがいるときに作ってよ！デジカメで撮らなくちゃならないんだから･･･「今度ソウするわ。･･･」困った困った、お父さんはちっともビーフン食べられないじゃん。しかし、衝撃的な事件が発覚する･････ It was angry at the good addition and subtraction. It makes when there is a father there! ･･･ because it is necessary to take with the digital camera " It is. ･･･ being so from this time ". To have been troubled was troubled. As for the father, rice powder isn't eaten at all. However, the shocking event is detected ･････.
	その５2002.07.02 なにこれ･･･あ～っ！ビーフン！何でこんなビニール袋に入っているの？　え？え～～～！わけるぅ！なんと！職場の友人やとなりのお母さんに分けるそうだ！むすこも飽きてしまったとの事。そんなバカな！ビーフン物語の企画はどうなるの？お父さんはまだ２回しか食べていないよ！（やや興奮気味） The 5　2002.07.02 It is possible to come on what and it is ･･･. Oh! rice powder! It enters such a vinyl bag at what? It divides? Of what! Saying that it divides among the friend in the workplace and the mother in neighborhood! The thing to have been tired about the fils, too Such! The plan of the rice powder story is to become how? Yet 2 turns or the father doesn't eat! ( It rather is an excitement touch )
	あぁ！箱もすでに処分････一束６００～８００グラム。それを６束で約４キログラムのビーフンが････でも、あと約２キログラムのビーフンが残っている･･･と思いきや「先日も職場の人にあげたからもう１束しか残っていないわよ・・・」だって。そのときにその人がたいそう喜んで周りにいた人が「私も」「私も」といった具合なんだって！ Oh! The box, too, is 600 - 800 grams of one bundle of disposal ････ already. About 4 kilogram rice powder is ････ at six bundles in it. ･･･ where rice powder of about 2 kilograms of, is still left It thought but the wife talks with " ･･･ where only one bundle which will tangle which was given at the person in the workplace the other day, too, is left ". The person who was in the neighborhood with the person rejoicing plainly at the time is said to be in the condition such as " I, too, " " I, too, "!
まとめ「余ってカビはえちゃうよりいいじゃない」確かにそのとおり。６キログラムという想像を超えすぎた量。毎日食べても・・・・幸いほしいという人がいたからよかった。でも、企画としては成り立たない。せっかくビーフン物語を作ったのに･･･何しろ、作ったものは写真にとっておこう！といったのはお母さんなのに････そんなわけで、悲しい結末。企画終了です。 It gathers. " It says from being left and mold's growing and well, it is not ". It is surely as it. The quantity to be beyond 6 kilogram imagination too much It is ････ even if it eats every day. It was good because there was a person to be happy and to want. As the, plan, it doesn't stand up. It is ･･･ to have made rice powder story specially. Anyhow, it is ････ though that the made one called! which will take beforehand at the photograph is a mother. The conclusion which is sad in such a meaning It is plan ending.

この企画は６キロのビーフンがなくなったので終了します。

	でも、ビーフン大好きなおかあさんとおとうさん（おとうさんは麺類大好き！）はうれしくてたまらない！これだけのビーフンをどうやって調理するかデジカメで撮ろう！ということになり、期間限定「ビーフン物語」は始まりました。 The mother and the dad ( the noodle loving! ) who loves, rice powder are glad and don't collect! How to cook the rice powder only of this was called! to let's take with the digital camera and period limitation " the rice powder story " began.
	その１ 2002.05.26 さいしょはオーソドックスな「焼きビーフン」。シーフードと野菜をミックスした典型的ビーフン料理。っく～～～！ビールがうまい！ The 1 2002.05.26 At first, it is orthodox " The burning rice powder ". The seafood and the typical rice powder food which mixed vegetables It is good at the beer!
	その２ 2002.05.28 第２弾はご存知「焼きビーフン」。シーフードと野菜をミックスした典型的ビーフン料理。＆今日は枝豆がつきましたよ。おかあさんはビールを飲んで、「おいしいおいしい！」となみだをながしました。おんなじやんけ！ The 2 2002.05.28 It knows the 2nd version " The burning rice powder ". The seafood and the typical rice powder food which mixed vegetables The & Today, a green soybean was stuck. The mother drank beer and shed tears with " to be delicious is delicious! ".Isn't it the same!?
	その３ 2002.06.?? いつだかわからないけど･･･ということで第３弾はみんなも大好き「焼きビーフン」だね。お父さんが仕事のときにむすこと食べたんだって！悔しいね！ビーフン大好きなのにお父さんだけ除け者････ The 3 2002.06.?? It doesn't understand when and whether or not it is but when and is are ･･･. In the fact, as for the 3rd version, everybody's, too, is " burning rice powder " to love. It seems that it wants to eat with the fils when the father is work! It is regrettable! The outcast ････ to be only of the father to love rice powder for
	その４ 2002.06.?? いよいよ調子が上がってきたね。でも、またお父さんがいないときを狙ってビーフン料理を作ったんだ。悔しいね！なんでお父さんがいないときに作るんだろう？帰ってきたときは全部なかったね！なにを作ったの？「焼きビーフン」よ！ The 4 2002.06.?? The condition increasingly rose more. It aimed at the time when there is not a father of, once again and it made rice powder food. It is regrettable! It will make when there is not a father at what? When returning, it was not completely! It made what? Burning rice powder!
いいかげんおこったね。お父さんがいるときに作ってよ！デジカメで撮らなくちゃならないんだから･･･「今度ソウするわ。･･･」困った困った、お父さんはちっともビーフン食べられないじゃん。しかし、衝撃的な事件が発覚する･････ It was angry at the good addition and subtraction. It makes when there is a father there! ･･･ because it is necessary to take with the digital camera " It is. ･･･ being so from this time ". To have been troubled was troubled. As for the father, rice powder isn't eaten at all. However, the shocking event is detected ･････.
	その５2002.07.02 なにこれ･･･あ～っ！ビーフン！何でこんなビニール袋に入っているの？　え？え～～～！わけるぅ！なんと！職場の友人やとなりのお母さんに分けるそうだ！むすこも飽きてしまったとの事。そんなバカな！ビーフン物語の企画はどうなるの？お父さんはまだ２回しか食べていないよ！（やや興奮気味） The 5　2002.07.02 It is possible to come on what and it is ･･･. Oh! rice powder! It enters such a vinyl bag at what? It divides? Of what! Saying that it divides among the friend in the workplace and the mother in neighborhood! The thing to have been tired about the fils, too Such! The plan of the rice powder story is to become how? Yet 2 turns or the father doesn't eat! ( It rather is an excitement touch )
	あぁ！箱もすでに処分････一束６００～８００グラム。それを６束で約４キログラムのビーフンが････でも、あと約２キログラムのビーフンが残っている･･･と思いきや「先日も職場の人にあげたからもう１束しか残っていないわよ・・・」だって。そのときにその人がたいそう喜んで周りにいた人が「私も」「私も」といった具合なんだって！ Oh! The box, too, is 600 - 800 grams of one bundle of disposal ････ already. About 4 kilogram rice powder is ････ at six bundles in it. ･･･ where rice powder of about 2 kilograms of, is still left It thought but the wife talks with " ･･･ where only one bundle which will tangle which was given at the person in the workplace the other day, too, is left ". The person who was in the neighborhood with the person rejoicing plainly at the time is said to be in the condition such as " I, too, " " I, too, "!
まとめ「余ってカビはえちゃうよりいいじゃない」確かにそのとおり。６キログラムという想像を超えすぎた量。毎日食べても・・・・幸いほしいという人がいたからよかった。でも、企画としては成り立たない。せっかくビーフン物語を作ったのに･･･何しろ、作ったものは写真にとっておこう！といったのはお母さんなのに････そんなわけで、悲しい結末。企画終了です。 It gathers. " It says from being left and mold's growing and well, it is not ". It is surely as it. The quantity to be beyond 6 kilogram imagination too much It is ････ even if it eats every day. It was good because there was a person to be happy and to want. As the, plan, it doesn't stand up. It is ･･･ to have made rice powder story specially. Anyhow, it is ････ though that the made one called! which will take beforehand at the photograph is a mother. The conclusion which is sad in such a meaning It is plan ending.